You're under investigation by the Ferengi Commerce Authority. Disclose your last financial transaction or risk being barred from doing business in the Ferengi Alliance. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

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[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren't worthy of being in their roles.