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I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

i bought 20 rounds of oomox

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

quark

A feeeemale engaging in trade. Unacceptable.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

If Ferengi don't brush but rather sharpen their teeth, I can only guess what else happens in the toilet.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I bought a 30 day period bus ticket.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

quark

Rule of acquisition #47: the greater the travel, the greater the profit.

Acceptable

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Ferengi Commerce Authority

Fuck you unferengi statist pig, free market! Free trade!

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Fucking Anarcho-ferengi. Take your beetle snuff and hang out with your fully clothes feemales.

Said ~~tankie~~ shipie hanging with the fed commies all day

[-] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Replica one ring from LotR, with chain... $6.99

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Ferengi

What about a husband

Aye, that will do

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Hah I missed that episode that's awesome.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The House of Quark is a fantastic episode

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Burrito at a local food truck

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Stimulating the local non union business. Acceptable.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

bg3 on playstation

i have it on the computer but im tired of waiting for crossplay and i wanted to play with my sister who lives a few hundred miles away

i love my sis :)

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

we already got a sorcerer and paladin whatchu playin as?

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm not afraid of the FCA. rommunism

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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

07 You're the real hero.

[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren't worthy of being in their roles.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Rule of acquisition #85: the best kind of purchase is a theft.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm gonnja disclose deez nuts!

Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.

Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.

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[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mr. Brunt doesn't want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.

don't trust him

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Sorry your opinion is not registered unless you put a slip of latinum in the box.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

YOU STILL OWE ME RENT

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Two packs of smokes

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Put money down on my credit card debt.

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40oz of Luksusowa vodka for the weekend

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Luksusowa

Supporting entrepreneurship in formerly socialist countries. Excellent!

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think I can announce myself, thank you.

[-] GOTFrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Tamiya VX-02 Pro

Didn't know what that was, but I want one now.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You should steal a car. Unacceptable.

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