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I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

i bought 20 rounds of oomox

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

quark

A feeeemale engaging in trade. Unacceptable.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

If Ferengi don't brush but rather sharpen their teeth, I can only guess what else happens in the toilet.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I bought a 30 day period bus ticket.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

quark

Rule of acquisition #47: the greater the travel, the greater the profit.

Acceptable

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Ferengi Commerce Authority

Fuck you unferengi statist pig, free market! Free trade!

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Fucking Anarcho-ferengi. Take your beetle snuff and hang out with your fully clothes feemales.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Said ~~tankie~~ shipie hanging with the fed commies all day

[-] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Replica one ring from LotR, with chain... $6.99

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Ferengi

What about a husband

Aye, that will do

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Hah I missed that episode that's awesome.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The House of Quark is a fantastic episode

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Burrito at a local food truck

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Stimulating the local non union business. Acceptable.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

bg3 on playstation

i have it on the computer but im tired of waiting for crossplay and i wanted to play with my sister who lives a few hundred miles away

i love my sis :)

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

we already got a sorcerer and paladin whatchu playin as?

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'm not afraid of the FCA. rommunism

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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

07 You're the real hero.

[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren't worthy of being in their roles.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Rule of acquisition #85: the best kind of purchase is a theft.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm gonnja disclose deez nuts!

Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.

Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.

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[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mr. Brunt doesn't want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.

don't trust him

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Sorry your opinion is not registered unless you put a slip of latinum in the box.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

YOU STILL OWE ME RENT

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Two packs of smokes

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Put money down on my credit card debt.

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[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

40oz of Luksusowa vodka for the weekend

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Luksusowa

Supporting entrepreneurship in formerly socialist countries. Excellent!

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I think I can announce myself, thank you.

[-] GOTFrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Tamiya VX-02 Pro

Didn't know what that was, but I want one now.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

You should steal a car. Unacceptable.

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