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submitted 5 months ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

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[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Mr. Brunt doesn't want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.

don't trust him