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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

That sure is a sentence

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life