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[-] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

What a tragedy, losing 5 generals in one accident

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago

guessing since they were misidentified at first that the cum extraction didn’t happen in time

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

oh wow.. this is a keeper

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

This will never stop being funny to me. Up there with flag kicker guy and dumbasses getting domed in the open because they have zero discipline or situational awareness and the build that got blown up by a rocket cuz they were trying to rig it for demolition.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

With how much they tend to kill IOF soldiers, maybe this is the most moral army in the world??

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

“First as tragedy second as farce” version of Masada.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago
[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

an incident of so-called friendly fire

because it wasn't friendly fire, actually
and another thing: I'm not coping and seething. don't put it in the paper that I coped and seethed

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

What’s the actual happening you think was the real event?

I could easily believe the tank excuse being used to coverup one of those booby trapped buildings getting a big win, as an example.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I personally think it was friendly fire.

I was emulating the author of whatever article the screenshot is of who decided to add a "so called" in front of friendly fire because they needed to justify the incident as a "not my guys making a mistake, no no no" to protect their ego or something

I just think that's a very weird thing to write

[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

This is like when amerikan soldiers die in "training accidents". Expect to see more of this as the iof keeps getting clapped. They're not gonna admit how bad they're losing in Gaza.

[-] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

Likely killed by resistance fighters

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Thank you for your service, comrade IDF tank wholesome

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 18 points 5 months ago
[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

This is what happens if we keep feeding weapons to the middle east, the slurs turn them against us

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

How does a tank shell or even sustained tank fire take out 4 sergeants and a captain with zero privates being harmed? Did the tank light up a staff meeting or what?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

The meme that every conscript in Israel is an officer is somewhat based on truth. They give out promotions very readily to try to ego boost conscripts so they'll stay in the colonial occupation forces longer.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

with zero privates being harmed

They're getting more proactive about their gonad harvesting.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago
[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hamas were in the tunnels in the turret! Doctors without border put them there! Bomb the schools!

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

owned lol

Death to America

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago

What a shame. It’s so anti semitic, why would Palestine do this?

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

RIP to Felix in the bottom right. You were my least favorite Chapo, but I'm still going to miss you anyway

[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Not my problem

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

When will we condemn the murderers of all these Israelis and resolve to bring these terrorists to justice?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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