[Not the Onion Education News] University using Panopto to spy on professors. (hexbear.net)

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Letter says UNC Chapel Hill secretly records professors

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[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

the what camera??

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[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Do not observe the Porcelain Man.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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