605
Sucks to suck! (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by UtMan1988@lemmy.world to c/pics@lemmy.world

Found in the wild in Tennessee

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] archonet@lemy.lol 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The best part is, the sort of person that drives a Cybertruck is absolutely not the sort of truck ("truck") owner that keeps an inverter and power tools in the bed, because anyone with an angle grinder would have a hearty chuckle at that before driving home.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 6 months ago

And whoever put the lock on would have an even bigger laugh when they bill you for the damages.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Unless they can't prove you were the one who damaged it, or even that there was damage. "Well, shucks, officer, I just tried to drive away with it on and it just sort of fell off. Dunno what happened to it after that, not my problem. You should invest in better boots, or maybe train the guy who put it on better." (Bonus points if he's the one who put it on.) Meanwhile, you take the pieces with you, grind off any serial numbers, and drop them in the nearest large body of water whenever is convenient. Bob's your auntie.

edit: rofl @ all the people below trying to white knight for fucking meter maids.

"leave the poor step-up-from-mall-cop-on-a-segway alone!"

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 16 points 6 months ago

This is why they also put the giant notice on the driver's window.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

"I did not see it, for I am blind"

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

"Sorry - your registration renewal is denied for outstanding tickets."

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

"Exhibit A: I looked at the truck and decided I wanted to buy it"

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I've seen enough YouTube to know someone's gonna find it with a magnet on a fishing pole.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

FWIW I did this more than a statute of limitations ago, and seem to have gotten away with it.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

doesn't it have an inverter built in? with sockets in the tray bed area?

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 6 months ago

If it's the city that put that on, they might get you for vandalism or destruction of property, something like that. Those parking boots aren't cheap.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://lemy.lol/comment/10352027

they can't prove that it didn't just fall off when you tried driving away if they never find the pieces. You have to prove criminal liability in court, you aren't responsible if the city uses "shitty parking boots" or "poorly trained officers", and they can't prove that isn't what happened if they don't find the cut up pieces lying by the side of the road.

in other words, the age old rule applies: only stupid criminals get caught.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Yeah Iโ€™m sure nobody would notice you angle grinding the boot off your truck and definitely not post it in this same community for the same amount of laughs

this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
605 points (92.4% liked)

pics

19626 readers
254 users here now

Rules:

1.. Please mark original photos with [OC] in the title if you're the photographer

2..Pictures containing a politician from any country or planet are prohibited, this is a community voted on rule.

3.. Image must be a photograph, no AI or digital art.

4.. No NSFW/Cosplay/Spam/Trolling images.

5.. Be civil. No racism or bigotry.

Photo of the Week Rule(s):

1.. On Fridays, the most upvoted original, marked [OC], photo posted between Friday and Thursday will be the next week's banner and featured photo.

2.. The weekly photos will be saved for an end of the year run off.

Weeks 2023

Instance-wide rules always apply. https://mastodon.world/about

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS