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Those Silicon Valley geniuses have done it again!

Next week- "it's like the subway, but with AI!"

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[-] tonyn@lemmy.ml 94 points 2 years ago

Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 80 points 2 years ago

How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?

[-] tonyn@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 2 years ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Uber Rickshaw

Because only poors should walk

[-] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

And now we're inventing the shittiest "rail line" between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Never heard of Hyperloop eh?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They'll market it as moving at light speed too.

****heads.

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