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I would love to see someone actually make the video this describes.
Considering that her husband's on SNL, ot could happen.
who is her husband?
Actually... I am kinda proud I don't know who it is so maybe forget I asked.
Colin Jost, of weekend update
Lucky bastard! But dude is funny and seems like an ok dude so that's great for them both.
Lucky guy for sure
Michael Che
Damn, good for Michael Che. He's not ugly or anything. He's handsome enough. But he batted way out of his league.
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Iβm trolling. Itβs the other one.
James Austin Johnson? π
am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich..
like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood
I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception.
i too am gay
I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. π€·ββοΈ
People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes.
a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it