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[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

My landlords HOA would bitch at me if my grass was slightly too long.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

That's how I feel every time I have to mow the lawn even though I'm renting from them.

Free labor for them.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Is it in your lease that you need to mow the lawn? Here, it's the landlord's responsibility unless you specifically agree to it.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

My lease has two things. Mow the lawn AND abide by any HOA shit, so I had to mow the lawn to their standards and do the random bullshit they came up with. My garbage cans were in front of my house for 9 months and then all of a sudden it was a problem. Fuck HOA's and land bastards

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

That second one is the real killer.

Well defined and constrained responsibility: No problem.

Open-ended obligation to people you don't know: Bottomless pit of potential despair.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well, if you decide to move out you can be a prick your last few months there and a violate every HOA rule imaginable. Might try to take away your deposit but could be worth it.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

In my case yeah. Sucks but me mowing the lawn is still cheaper than hiring a company to do it.

So I pretend to be Hank Hill once a week.

"Who needs drugs when you could mow a lawn?"

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hank Hill has such a small mind... He could do both, and still refer to both as "grass" if he wanted!

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Lol I actually kind of like having a lawn to mow, but yeah it sucks to have to.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 years ago

check with local state and native plant groups – there’s several cases where native plant species are protected even from HOAs

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

Or you can go the complete other way and plant knapweed lmao

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Peppermint Candy Flower (Claytonia sibirica)

(Intentionally, in places where they're beneficial)

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