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[-] Glent@lemmy.ca 53 points 5 months ago

Why did god want the pope shot?

[-] doubletwist@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

"God works in mysterious ways"

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 months ago

God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

What does God need with a ~~starship~~ popemobile?

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it's hard when you're not directly observing it.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 25 points 5 months ago

To teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

To make him holy

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Probably for covering up all those pedophiles.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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