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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 126 points 2 years ago

he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this, inshallah

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 137 points 2 years ago

I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he's become the king of the jail.

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago

he can't vote for himself because he lives in florida lmao

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

There's a good chance he takes one of the classic "candidate at the polls on election day" photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Technically he can because it's only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want

[-] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I thought felons could vote once they'd completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

i'm guessing/hoping that he'll at least be on probation in november, but it's possible that he'll manage to pay that off

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

This is crackin me up rn lmao

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

2025: Trump officially earns the title of "Weed Lord" as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey "Smiley" Buckatoro in a hit job.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

The real Project 2025

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

imagining him having an arc like Fuches from Barry

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Who? You mean The Raven?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago
[-] FrostyTrichs@vegantheoryclub.org 16 points 2 years ago

This picture is awful in so many ways.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If I can just have ONE miracle, grant me this one.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He actually faces a serious sentence

Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump 'to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity'

Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security

[-] TheGyattsMustBeCrazy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Listen fat, to heal our country I will suck and fuck my opponent

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Class E penalty carries no minimum sentence, so long as the court agrees that the normal minimum of 1 year is too harsh.

That's the gist of the penal code

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