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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 67 points 5 months ago

Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air

[-] jack@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

this dude is definitely made mostly of prions

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing

There's lots of woodchippers out there

Or we could just get a really big blender

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I'll do it by hand. For free!

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Nah I don't want brain force in my beans

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

~~Soylent Green is people!~~

Soybean Green is Alex Jones!

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