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[-] mihnt@lemmy.ca 127 points 11 months ago

For those of us still in Nam, kill me, please.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 37 points 11 months ago

Please kill me too, right after this guy 😭

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Dibs on thirdsies

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago

Please kill me three, but before these two I'm impatient!

:P

[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Kill me fourth, but before these first three

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Im trying to solve this like some sort of logic puzzle

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Arent you the guy everyone says to touch

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I am sorry. If it makes you feel any better I only had one healthy long term relationship in my life, I dated plenty before I met my wife but yeah best not speak of it. So given my track record of like 20-1 if I became single again I am just going to call it.

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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