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[-] konalt@lemmy.world 225 points 11 months ago

I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 266 points 11 months ago

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

[-] noride@lemm.ee 106 points 11 months ago

You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 11 months ago

From the Orgy region of France

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago
[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 12 points 11 months ago

This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 11 months ago

When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 68 points 11 months ago

Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

[-] jkozaka@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 16 points 11 months ago

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 11 months ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

[-] Turun@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 60 points 11 months ago

Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago

Less a formalized word and more a turn of phrase

We have a lot of them for sex related stuff due to a looooooong history of how the culture around what's considered vulgar has developed

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh we got a word for schadenfreude, it's called electoral politics here.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I guess that's the new zeitgeist now

[-] sntx@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Rather the Gestalt of society

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Zeitgeist is also a great outdoors bar in San Francisco.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That looks like a vegan bar/burger joint/ pizza place in San Diego

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Sebastrion@leminal.space 4 points 11 months ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Warum liegt da Strohrum?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The latest German word that I particularly appreciate is backpfeifengesicht.

Google translates it to: a face in need of a fist.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

This is called “running a train on her”

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Traditionally, the trainee's husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I was not familiar and I'm American. Guess they'll have to exile me somewhere...

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

It's more English (language) than American (region).

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 16 points 11 months ago

Definitely not an English thing in England, no train here has ever left anyone feeling satisfied

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Is the problem all the spotted dick pudding?

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

If you find that you've spotted a dick on the train either politely look the other way or report them to the British Transport Police

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I also speak English, and now I'm extra exiled and will have to go to some country that I don't speak the language.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 17 points 11 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Bitches love ethical abstraction

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653

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