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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 132 points 4 months ago

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

Glitter is stored in the balls

[-] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

"Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!"

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

And since plastics mimic female hormones...

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti

[-] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

cumfetti

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The very last, maybe.

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024

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