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Have you got any weird questions FROM the opposite gender? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Cryophilia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Misread the title of the other post which made me think of this question.

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

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[-] unn@lemmy.ca 58 points 5 months ago

In high school a female classmate asked me: "Do you masturbate?", and I answered "I don't need to answer you that." Well, I was actually uncomfortable by the fact that most people my age likely did, but I actually did not because I found masturbating disgusting. I thought they would think I was too odd for not masturbating lol

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I found it super uncomfortable to answer that in high school.

Then in my 20s, I'd go, "Yeah haha I guess I do."

And now my 30s, "I jag off twice a day. Three times on a good day!"

And every time, id get the same kinda approved nod.

Either masturbation has become normalized or I just give jerk off vibes.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Are people still asking you whether you masturbate in your 30s??

[-] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

You haven't been through border security?

[-] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 5 months ago

That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt

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