The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train

Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.

What a shame — I kinda love it

Small dick is good dick (hmu). So is large. But making fun of stuff

• people are born with and
• don’t like and
• can’t change

is garbage.

Is Mirror Spock single tho?

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

Best sticky wicket ever

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

he/him/his here

but it/it/its in bed 💅

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As ~get~ *good as it gets.

The two fathers I want to find myself between this year

This is stupid hot — and a cross-cultural win–win