One that used to really grind my gears was "oh, you're babysitting today?"

No, they're my kids. I'm their father.

"No, I mean, you're giving Mom a break?"

FFS.

Tell the ladies that you have to pee before riding a bike so your balls are empty.

how we ride bikes without smashing our balls

I'm a man and I... I don't know...

Quite a few.

• “How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?”

• “How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

• “Do the size of your breasts alter what size clothes you buy?”

• “How can you not swim? Don’t breasts float like basketballs?”

• “Does having breasts ever make you feel you’re wearing your weakness?”

• “How do you clean so much hair while taking a shower?”

• “Do things ever fly up your skirt, and what do you do?”

• “How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

This question actually came from another dude, but similar energy: I have a deep voice, so they asked, if it's relaxing to feel those bass vibrations in my body whenever I talk.

I have had more than a few girls ask if they can hold my dick while I piss out of curiosity and not for sexual reasons. Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose. I can assure you: That only happens after I've had a large soda during a 3 hour movie in a theatre.

In high school a female classmate asked me: "Do you masturbate?", and I answered "I don't need to answer you that." Well, I was actually uncomfortable by the fact that most people my age likely did, but I actually did not because I found masturbating disgusting. I thought they would think I was too odd for not masturbating lol

Oh yay, this has finally become askreddit...

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

Been married for years when my wife asked me that... "How do you sit down?"

O_o

How many times have you seen me naked now?

How DO we ride bikes without smashing our balls?

Years ago there was a profile on PoF that would hit me up every couple of months asking if they could castrate me. (I'm a trans woman)

It was weird, they weren't pushy or aggressive, more just, "Hey, you don't want them, right? Seems like a win win." Sometimes I'd play along and ask questions and stuff, but they wouldn't say much, and never actually made any effort to meet up.

I haven't thought about them in years, hahaha, but seeing your question brought it all back.

As a cis dude who's asexual, I've gotten weird questions from straight dude bros... one asked me if I "had to be super careful" to not get myself pregnant. Honest question coming from a person our country's education system has failed.

You gotta glue your balls to your butthole, obviously.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0