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‘Anti-Woke’ Water Makes a Splash at Conservative Conference
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Where can I buy woke water?
The tears of Conservatives
hands down my favorite comment on this post
Too much lead unfortunately
Too salty.
I thought you'd like it salty Mr CumFart
Santorum adjacent for sure anyway.
You still got the title, bud, and believe me, I've been thanklessly reading all usernames to make sure. Well done, once again.
There's a small craft brewery in small-town Wisconsin that partnered with a coffee roaster to make a canned coffee called "Woke". The coffee is pretty good, and the beer is damn good.
They piss off the local right-wing government, so they're constantly getting shut down, but it usually only lasts a couple weeks.
https://www.minocquabrewingcompany.com/
I already love these guys.
"Extinct Elephant." Beautiful.
https://www.townofminocqua.org/contact-town-minocqua-wi/
I do hope no one clicks that link and flames them
Water works the same no matter gender, race, creed, sexual orientation, age or any other human metric. Water is the wokest thing ever!
You have to collect rainwater and filter it yourself
Only known way for truly ethical water
A true "Patriot" would follow the trail of the filter. Where did the raw materials come from for the filter? where was it manufactured? how was it shipped to the store? Who put it on the shelf? If a dirty librul ever touched it then it can't be certified as "non-woke"
Not sure but the water out of your faucet is much less likely to have something wrong with it and if it is not completely free it is very very close to it.
Not from Nestle
But also from Nestlé. They won't say no to money.
You can put Going Green on a plastic coke bottle, doesn't mean it's green haha. You are 100% right though, Nestle would sell anything they could get their cock holders on