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I hate that everything now is a subscription service instead of buying it and do whatever you want.

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[-] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago

Every time I think printers can't get any worse, they get worse.

What's next? are they going to have to scan your anus to confirm that it's actually you printing things? I shouldn't give them ideas.

By the way, I'm sure there's a way to get into the firmware of the printer to disconnect it from that centralized service.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Or get the brother printer while they're still good.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I would think it plays an ad on the screen and you have to touch it to start so it knows you're there and doesn't print until the ad is finished.

[-] Geriatrickid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I can picture it, if you don't want ads printed at the bottom of every page you have to subscribe.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh god, imagine your printer waking you up at 3 am as it spits out an ad for Arby's. But hey, ink at half price!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What’s next?

The firmware will ask for a tip every 10 pages.

[-] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Please drink a verification can

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"PLAYER ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE PLAY!!!"

mom just walked in the room

[-] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I can't imagine why it wouldn't. The companies that make printers have always been scamming people with their printers and all the shitty things the printers do.

They're designed to be shitty and expensive on purpose so that you have to call the guy to fix it and pay an enormous amount of money every time the printer stops working by design.

[-] RandomlyAssigned@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

If they could get away with it, they would have made paper that only works on their printer, and it would be more expensive than normal paper but you have to use it.

[-] basketdou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] first_ad4972@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why not just not allow it to connect to any internet and use wired printing?

[-] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago
[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

A whole other brown ring of quality

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[-] nicerdicer@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

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