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[-] darthsid@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago

Hopefully not to some trust fund MBA cunt

[-] experbia@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mario Maker 3 will be the foundation of every Mario title from here on out - it's Mario As A Service! Levels will be generated and stored in the blockchain, as NFTs, so you can make, sell and trade rare levels! Make your levels memorable by describing them to our AI Waluigi, who will take your descriptions and generate a level for a mere 13 USD worth of Platinum Nintencoins, tradeable on Coinbase soon! Don't forget to keep your Gold Nintencoin balances topped off to make sure you have the best chances to get rare powerups! Try downloading our new companion app so Princess Peach can watch you use your phone and listen to your real-life conversations. If she likes what she hears, you'll get free Nintencoins, so be sure to become a top Brand Ambassador for the best value! Wow MBA-level business sure is amazing! It's weird that we keep losing customers though... can we make it illegal for customers to leave us, please? I learned in business school that getting what you want is just a matter of killing the right whistleblowers.

[-] darthsid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Each line you’ve written has sent a new chill down my spine, well done 😂

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

"What super mario needs is LOOT BOXES!!! Yes, you jump and hit the question box, and now you can pay for a fire flower. If not, you get a coin!"

[-] PoopMonster@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

You know what Mario needs? An AI companion!

[-] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago

This whole thread makes me so mad. Well done.

[-] Narann@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Can’t wait for the Fortnite x Mario x Starwars collab…

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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