If you could create a new religion, what would you include to make it wholesome, interesting and helpful for the world? (infosec.pub)

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[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Make my god a well-meaning fuckup.

You got cancer? Shit! Aw, fuck man, that keeps happening, I'm sorry. I keep trying to tune this thing better, but I'll level with you, I never actually set out to be a god, things just got kinda out of hand, and... oh fuck! The stratosphere! Nonononono don't be on fire, look, I gotta take this, we'll talk later, ok?

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a writing prompt.

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Sure, but y'know it'd be so much easier to cope with the random shit life threw at you if you knew it wasn't a gigantic fuck-you, eg. you're going to die horribly to teach your loved ones an important lesson about faith lol.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

like that the egg story but even after an eternity You still ends up sucking at being a god

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Bruce Somemighty

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

There's a fantasy series that has part of this as a plot point. A normal person becomes god with all the godly powers but only for a very short time do they get ALL the power. Its overwhelming in the first few moments and they almost destroy the planet with a mere thought. They realize their mistake a few seconds later, but only have half the power by then, so they put in an ugly workaround, before most of their power runs out. Now that ugly workaround is just "life as we know it" on the planet for the people that live there.

This is a deep spoiler for a popular book series so I don't want to post the series name and I don't think we have a spoiler tag yet.

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