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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Young aide: "So, doc - will medical regimen make him like the bionic man?"

Old Doc Scranton: "Bionic? How old are you? Actually - never mind that. Google 'bionic' later. The regimen will make him seem much better than he is for... very roughly for two months. Maybe longer or maybe shorter."

Young aide: "And after that?"

Old Doc Scranton: "I can't say but it won't be good. It might get bad - in fact. You all better pray he makes it until election day. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

Young aide: "Is that something I should google too?"

Old Doc Scranton: "Yeap."

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I had too much fun typing that up. I'm going to reuse those characters at least one more time.

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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