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[-] lugal@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[-] gens@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

You'd think they'd like grapes more.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Are you talking about fruit flies or time flies?

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