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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Goadstool@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Maybe you should google how to think for yourself, mother fucker

*I'm not talking about MMOs by the way, y'all don't wanna see my fully unhinged, a-guy - tier rant about that fundamentally misguided genre of WoW-clones

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I'm going through a terrible time and am feeling compelled to share my aggressive thoughts angery

Meta-gaming is a fucking blight, death to America

kiryu-slam

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I do things for fun

For example, Pathfinder just came out with rules for playing as a Minotaur, which naturally run as Large (basically taking up twice the space as a Medium character), but using the mythology behind the Minotaur, also gave them feats that allow them to talk with cattle and oxen and also be very stealthy

So in my newest game, I made a Minotaur investigator who is incredibly good at sneaking around and solving mysteries on farms

Their name is Barnabas Surehoof to the party, but on the sheet it's Cow-lumbo

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"Oh, and just one more thing!"

touch-grassxok-og

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are several Investigator feats that are named after stuff from famous detectives and that is one of them!

Also, I did cut a crooked landlord in half because he is also very competent with axes

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

You tried to use Cowlumbo as the ig name and got jossed by the DM didn't you

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Nope, I'm going to wait how long it takes him to realize the pun

I think if he doesn't get it by the 3rd game I'll just start doing an impression

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