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this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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~~We are not that interesting.~~
~~Or cute.~~
~~And also you don't post online when your can-opener malfunctions. Your either try scratching it or replace it.~~
~~(To be clear, this is sarcasm, all of it, all animals, including some humans, are capable of feelings, but different parts of our brains specialised differently through evolution.)~~
What in the holy fucks name happened here, can't rely on this brainhole for one minute, ffs.
Idk wtf you're even trying to say, but I am both interesting AND cute!
I assume the "We" in the first sentence was supposed to be "you". So the entire message is directed at that campaign stooge in the picture.
His can opener was Biden, because his whole campaign was designed around his age, but it malfunctioned by dropping out. He goes online and complains instead of fixing his campaign. And since he doesn't have a reason to post because he's neither cute nor interesting enough, OP questions why he is posting online at all.
I think that's what he was trying to convey. That was a hard one.
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee Can you confirm?
I want what this guy is having
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