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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Cheatle

From 2019 to 2022, Cheatle served as senior director of global security at PepsiCo.[10][11]

In 2021, President Joe Biden awarded Cheatle a Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance.[12] In August 2022, President Biden announced the appointment of Cheatle as director of the United States Secret Service,[13] and she assumed office on September 17, 2022.

Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance in her defense of soda. Lol

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

senior director of global security at PepsiCo

Haha. What is that combination of words?

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

As a veteran of the Dr Pepper SWAT team I understand the sacrifices she made in a way few else could

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

She knew Trump prefers the Coca-Cola Company's garbage illuminati

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

the treats must flow

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

What could be more American?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I’m joining the Root Beer Battalion.

[-] Bakzik@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

My allegiance is to the Subcommander Fido Dido 07

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

UlyssesT would have a field day with this shit

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