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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 216 points 1 month ago

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 127 points 1 month ago

... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 month ago

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

[-] png@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

.... to remove kebab

[-] Birbatron@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be

It's the republic not the empire

Sorry I'll leave now

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

That's a grudgin

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

"Are you down...:

... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...

[-] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

What a shame — I kinda love it

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 25 points 1 month ago

You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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