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Honestly what's the point of "self driving" if it can't get me home while Schlitzed??? (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 70 points 3 months ago

why the fuck did he think being in the passenger seat with no one at the wheel was the way to go???

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

Yeah if his son had his permit why not have him drive

Unless he was drunk too

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 3 months ago

Probably didn't trust the son enough to drive the expensive truck

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago

but you trust literally no one at the wheel? bird-screm-2

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I fucking hate cars and melon-musk . People are so shit at driving that it's not implausible for "literally no one" to be better than a 16 y/o.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 months ago

What else do you expect when they were dumb enough to buy a Cybertruck

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

No, he was driving drunk.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago

That's a silly question, you need to be in the cult of Elon to even consider buying cybertruck.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

What's the point of having a son with a learners permit if he can't drive you home from the bar at 2pm!

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Learners permits usually don't let them drive at night, and require someone who is licensed and not impaired in the passenger seat.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

A lot of people seem to be missing something. The cybertruck doesn't have self driving yet.

He was driving drunk and when he got pulled over for being all over the road, he slid over into the passenger seat and tried to pull the "welll ossifer, it was driiiiving itself" excuse but now he's scared it won't hold up in court because FSD is still not available on the cybertruck.

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

He's such a fucking idiot, you're not supposed to leave the drivers seat vacant just because the car is self-driving. Why would you? You're supposed to be able to take over in an emergency. It's not legal to be drunk in a self-driving car anyway, this moron is just making himself look more guilty.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Yeah, should have sat in back and had the kid drive home instead of driving drunk. He's literally just using an excuse and admitting it's a lie in the post, because the cybertruck doesn't even have self driving anyway.