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Incels
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.
To quote an unnamed friend of mine: "I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it's so easy."
Also quoting the same friend: "no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time."
Also quoting that friend: "bullshit man, I can't be the only one having that dream every night."
Quoting me, an hour later: "homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams."
Well. I have achieved this feat as well. Now I am a straight man, and I agree that it is more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Taste didn't bother me, so whatever about the cum. I'm sure some people will claim I'm not straight because of this. I would point out if that makes me gay than when you jack your hard throbbing cock to cum then wouldn't that make you gay? Sexuality is a spectrum, get over it. My back did end up sore, so I only did it a few times.
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