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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

you gotta love the conditional "pure of spirit". Not pure of spirit? Oops sorry then you melt.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Obviously you're only pure of spirit if you don't fake your radiation sickness, but if you do, you're not...

Really gives a whole new meaning to the term "Fake it till you make it."

[-] CaveJohnson@futurology.today 0 points 3 months ago

Cave Johnson here. I had a couple of the boys in the lab distill a few volunteers into a pure spirit one time. In a blind taste test, our visionless visionaries described it as having a "hint of cherry, sensations of memories long forgotten, and an impending feeling of eternal damnation and suffering." Quite the jokers they were. A real shame that they spontaneously combusted and melted into a viscous goo shortly after.

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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