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Genius way to get adults buying toy slime (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] MrPiss@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

I don't know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.

If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

[-] Dagadashko@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Trump reliquary. Also, fuck, this actually seems like a profitable and doable grift. Hmmmmmm...

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

32 competing shrines each claiming to have Trump's middle finger or something.

[-] MrPiss@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

You lack the right imagination. There will be ten churches claiming to have his Holy Prepuce.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

The cursed evil twin of the Lenin mausoleum.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tea Party, Glenn Beck, O'Reilly, George W Bush, Rush Limbaugh, etc...

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don't have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It's why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.