I don't know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.

If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

"SMDH it's not even real American cum! They got it cheap from that Chinese dick milking factory warned us about"

That might be some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck?

The Harris campaign struck gold with the "They are weird" attack. I'll give them that. It's just wild that it took a democrat that long to attack them with that.

I do not understand this timeline.

i don't get it?

You really can grift anything to these people lmao

I'm gonna choose to believe this is AI generated and fake for my own well being

This is somehow way worse than the guys buying girl bathwater

Pretty sure the leader of Aum Shinrikyo sold his sperm to followers too so we're t-minus 6 months out from a chud sarin attack in NYC.

And I thought I was weird for buying Pokemon cards.

guys and girls, girls and guys

gather 'round and feast your eyes

i'm telling you all, you just can't lose

when you've got a cup of JD's ooze

Playing with cum to own the libs.

ok let's start a business to sell trump's ball sweat to these people. it'll work.

Ain't no way

Pls be real

This can't be real. Neither can the Trump dildos posted yesterday. Right?

bringing a new meaning to snake oil.

I don't believe this for a second, come back to me with more proof