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Lmao they stabbed Derek Chauvin
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Holy shit he got stabbed 22 fucking times LMAOOOOOO
may his suffering end soon
I hope they keep using things that are short and dull. Absolutely nothing should be off limits against Chauvin. And I mean nothing.
Poop knife
Where do you think the knife was hidden? /joke
It would be a funny bit to have a person hiding a shank up there who fastidiously sterilizes it before every stabbing though.
That's essentially how getting shanked in prison works. The shivs aren't very large, so they just stab you in the same spot over an over again. It creates a horrendous wound that ends up looking like getting a chunk of your side scooped out with a rusty melon baller.
This is the second time. He got staged 21 times in 2021.
it would be poetic if he was stabbed 846 times
I think it'd he funnier if they pinned him down and knelt on his neck and spine for 846 minutes.
All good options, I just wish it was possible to do them all
Let's make a compromise. We'll do all of them at the same time.
Good, if he were stabbed 23 times, that would have been stealing valor from Julius Caesar.
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That's so awesome.