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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

Are you even sciencing if you don't drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it be like that.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

[-] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, drinking it (well tasting) used to be the legit way of testing it.

[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, check for all of that using the high fidelity, self calibrating sensory cluster.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

How do you know it tastes like piss if you've never tasted piss before?

Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

[-] chevy9294@monero.town 1 points 1 year ago

Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

This is probably worse than piss.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Han nöd tenkt da isch nur da öppis.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

I'll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

[-] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

"Sinking piss" is Australian for drinking.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

malted grain

You mean aborted barley fetuses?

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

My mistake!

Roasted fetal barley abortions.

Thanks for the wake up

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