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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

Party: So, you have a plan?

Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend's last DnD session.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 39 points 1 month ago

Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.

You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.

So you make plans that fail.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The only better line of the night was "I saw it on TV"

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