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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago

Use crack before the competition and heroine after it. The heroine hide the crack residue and you can do it with impunity.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

After taking a giant hit of smoke and holding it in for as long as possible, do something strenuous, while probably feeling nauseous and if it's good for sure needing to shit. About 15 minutes in you start to come down and want another hit. Also you're too busy looking at the floor to compete.

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024
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