I was arrested for possession of marijuana back around 2000. Being a poor, I had to take what I was given which was 12 months probation, fines, etc etc. I too like poppyseed muffins and bagels. I’ve always like them.

I actually stayed sober for the probation. Eight or 9 months in, I had amy one and only failed UA. Positive for opiates. Because of my fondness for poppyseed stuff. I had my probation revoked, and ended up spending nine months in jail while waiting for a court date. I only had 3 months left. And spent nine more in the farmer's tank doing manual labor like changing oil on cop cars or mowing grass at public parks. I lost my job. I lost my car due to repossession, I lost my apartment. I lost a girlfriend whom I was absolutely head over heels with (she thought I was secretly using opiates and not being honest w her. She was a former user and me using, real or perceived was a dealbreaker).

All for fucking poppyseed muffins and bagels. This is even more horrible than what happened to me. There is something seriously wrong when a mother has a child taken away when they eat food. There is no discretion. I’m not smart enough to figure out how to fix it but I’m like at least 5% sure this ain’t it.

But urine drug screens are easily misinterpreted and often wrong, with false positive rates as high as 50%, according to some studies.

Holy shit

This makes me remember when this happened to an athlete in the 90s, a runner or swimmer or something like that. I was a kid so I don't remember exact details but it was absurd. Something like they ate a poppyseed muffin and they tested hot for opiates. I've never done morphine or heroin but I don't think it makes you go faster.

We have a monstrous evil government that literally steals babies.

And oinkers have the gall to lecture you on “family values” as they LITERALLY STEAL CHILDREN FROM FAMILIES ~~for profit~~ JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!

Hospitals fucking suck in amerikkka

Their primary goal is to make money. They have no moral conscience. They're so scared of liability that they're unwilling to take even the smallest risk to do what is right.

what the fuck

Thought this was a video link at first glance