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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)

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[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

Oh god, I feel this. Why can't there be a sane language‽

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 2 months ago

But the Lord came down to see the ~~city~~ OS and the ~~tower~~ app the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one people ~~speaking~~ programming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the ~~city~~ OS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 months ago

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

There are 2 types of programming languages

The type everyone keeps complaining about
The type no one uses

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 2 months ago

It would have to be written by sane people.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn't really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you're doing something big it will become this meme.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

[-] ilega_dh@feddit.nl 21 points 2 months ago

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Java²script

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I mean javascript is java right? It's in the name

[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

bash

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

C exists

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