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Of all the companies that sell you shit, I’m glad the company that sold people literal shit in a box is doing good with their money and pissing off other companies that sell people lies and bullshit.
I vaguely recall a few years back there was a company who was digging a hole... Do you know if that was CAH?
Edit: it was, in fact, CAH who dug a giant hole: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/27/503502142/people-donated-nearly-100-000-to-dig-a-big-pointless-hole-in-the-ground
Yep, they dug a hole and then filled it back in, but not before "(feeding) the hole a banana"
https://www.cnet.com/culture/cards-against-humanity-has-filled-in-its-giant-hole-to-nowhere/
Hole-e-shit
A few years back they sold me a box of onions covered in everything bagel seasoning. I'm doing my part!