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I'll admit, I did not have cards against humanity suing Elon Musk on my 2024 bingo card
Surprising, but not very. CAH are the best people.
Of all the companies that sell you shit, I’m glad the company that sold people literal shit in a box is doing good with their money and pissing off other companies that sell people lies and bullshit.
I vaguely recall a few years back there was a company who was digging a hole... Do you know if that was CAH?
Edit: it was, in fact, CAH who dug a giant hole: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/27/503502142/people-donated-nearly-100-000-to-dig-a-big-pointless-hole-in-the-ground
Why aren't you giving all this money to charity?
Why aren't YOU giving all this money to charity? It's your money.
Yep, they dug a hole and then filled it back in, but not before "(feeding) the hole a banana"
https://www.cnet.com/culture/cards-against-humanity-has-filled-in-its-giant-hole-to-nowhere/
Hole-e-shit
A few years back they sold me a box of onions covered in everything bagel seasoning. I'm doing my part!
I helped to fund that land purchase! Get off my lawn!
https://www.elonowesyou100dollars.com/
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This is how I found out!
Cards Against Humanity said it filed the lawsuit in part to protect its "longstanding reputation as a company that makes outrageous promises and actually keeps them." The lawsuit claims that the incident "has already damaged the reputation of CAH with its supporters for allowing a billionaire such as Musk to essentially steal the Property from CAH without remorse or even explanation."
lol I’m pretty sure I own a slice of that. I remember buying into it when it was being set up
God, I love the CAH people.
Hilarious, and visionary!
CAH Products for those whose values match with buying land to prevent border wall bullshit and suing SpaceX.
According to libertarians, this means they have the right to shoot Elon Musk in the face.
Hold on, this is Texas, isn't it? I bet they could legally take ownership of the crap left on their land and sell it off. Is anyone able to confirm?
No.
But, depending on some specifics, if crap is left on the land long enough without CAH filing a lawsuit, SpaceX may be able to take ownership of the land!
Adverse possession is weird, and is why whenever someone tries to do something on your land you either get a contract laying out the terms of use or you sue them.
And never, ever, ever let your neighbor build a fence that crosses the property line.
This isn’t oniony. It’s just great news.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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