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I just got dumped by someone who is really into astrology, so I just wanted to say... (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

This is so Gemini of you. And let me guess, you were dating a Virgo

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

I don't even remember what fucking sign they were. I think the bull one, I don't fucking know.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

They're all bull

[-] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

niko-dunk

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Gottem

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

think the bull one

That's taurine. You can find it in a lot of energy drinks.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

It gives you wings, which I believe increases your damage and healing done and allows you to use Hammer of Wrath irrespective of the enemy's HP%

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

Also negates Ground-Type damage

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Except Thousand Arrows because Zygarde is broken.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Bs. Virgos don't believe in that shit. No seriously, the stereotype is that Virgos are fuddy duddies.

[-] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Virgo here and I think it's all very amusing. My partners are big believers and I just vibe wit it

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

it's actually cancers who don't believe in astrology. wanna guess why?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I'll bite. I just know the stereotype of Cancers being overly forgiving. It must be why I keep getting with them...

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

it was a joke about how they share a name with a horrifying disease. I don't know if it's actually true but I'd bet money that cancers are the least-represented sign among astrology believers. most common is probably one of the cool-sounding names like Gemini

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Cancer is my favorite of the signs as well due to the origin story. It was a little crab that tried to protect the Hydra from Hercules, only to be absentmindedly stomped. Zeus was like, this crab's got moxie.