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I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 24 minutes ago

I remember when astrology was a legit struggle session on this site, lol. Looking at the responses to this post, it seems times have changed quite a bit.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 hours ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Typical Ophiuchus

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 49 points 10 hours ago

I personally think astrology is destructive to the people who take part in it. I see a lot of arguments along the lines of, “people have fun with it and it gives them comfort” etc. and if that’s all it was, that would be fine, but anyone who’s met someone really into astrology can see that it primes people to apply a totally illogical and incoherent framework to problems in their lives. The problem with that is that you’re never going to grow and learn as a person if you continually grab for this totally illogical tool in your emotional toolbelt every time one of life’s challenges arises. You’ll never reflect on the emotional genesis of a lot of your feelings or responses to the world if you just think, “I did that because I’m a Leo” or whatever. You’ll never get to, “I realize now that I responded to x situation negatively because y factor happens to be a trigger for me and I need to be conscious of that in the future” if you never get past “I responded to x situation negatively because mercury is in retrograde.” Overall I think it’s a toxic trend in our society that prevents people from being able to grow in a healthy way.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 7 points 2 hours ago

Any superstitious belief does that. Religion is a cancer.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago

Reject astrology, embrace astronomy 🔭 hex-moon

[-] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 25 points 10 hours ago

Full throated support from me in your loathing of astrology. Apparently everyone who is a cancer sign is an abomination in the eyes of astrologists and it's the most annoying bullshit ever. Fuck astrology.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I feel like it was used as a cop out for transphobia with lesbians Ive interacted with. Just say some woo shit to hide your bigotry, like sure Jan I'm certain the reason you wrinkle your nose at a whole room of trans people is because Mercury was in retrograde

I pretty much think anyone that takes it seriously is going to need to be hardcore reeducated. At least they're not cutting open animals to find where the poop is in their intestines to see if they'll be lucky today anymore.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 49 points 12 hours ago

as a gothy lesbian who cannot stand astrology let me just say i feel your pain

so, so much

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 11 hours ago

That's such a Libra thing to say

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 30 minutes ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 63 points 13 hours ago

I remember a girl I like getting told by her best friend that she shouldn't date me because was a Sagittarius and I was a Cancer

Jokes on her, in the Chinese Zodiac, I'm a Metal Dragon, which means I possess the qualities of an Emperor

Point being, I'm high as shit too

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 1 points 23 minutes ago

In the Chinese Zodiac I got wood tiger I'm literally imperialism agony-wholesome

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 38 points 12 hours ago

Metal dragon gang

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 32 points 12 hours ago

Whenever people tell me something about astrology (implying they believe in it) I can't help but start thinking in a societally critical descriptive way. Like Disco Elysium describes social phenomena or Modernists in general.

"Astrology is the belief that someone's personality, habits, and even fate are written in the stars when they are born, and their relationships between each other depend on which of 12 calendar periods they were born in. These correspond to the star shapes present in the plane of the sun as it moves around the earth according to an influential Greek that popularized the idea. When we learned that the earth actually orbited the sun, very little changed in astrology. While astrology has historically been a very complex topic, the modern Western version is mostly about advice columns from unaccredited hacks and explaining problems in romantic relationships. The person I am talking to is trying to socialize with me through their appreciation of astrology but I'm just trying to get them to come to a meeting organized by communists."

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

How does astrology explain two different people with the same birthday having radically different personalities and traits?

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 hours ago

They pull out the calipers and start measuring skulls, obviously

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 23 points 10 hours ago

Theyll get into times of day or some shit. Moon signs? They just keep going until they find the difference, then point to that

[-] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 33 points 12 hours ago

Birth Month Race Science

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago

on a daily basis, shit is in retrograde from my ass

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

Astrology is bullshit, but every time I see the topic brought up I feel compelled to look up stereotypes for my star skull shape for an hour or two to see how accurately it describes me.

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

For privacy reasons I think revealing my specific sign is unwise, but I will say when I googled the paragraph that came up said people have a particular personality flaw that is the exact opposite of one that I'm extremely aware of possessing.

The next sentence expands it into a different, mostly value neutral personality trait that is also the opposite of my actual behavior.

shrug-outta-hecks

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[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 27 points 12 hours ago

Sorry comrade. I hope that you're better off without them and find someone better for you.

(aside, fuck astrology) ( I legitimately would not date someone who's into astrology, I can't fuck with someone that unmoored from reality. Especially when inability to discern material realities is a liability that can get people killed. None of the people I know into astrology are taking covid seriously anymore, they're so used to magical thinking that they just can't look at the science to defend themselves against the capitalist gaslighting even though they're principled leftists)

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 38 points 13 hours ago

This is so Gemini of you. And let me guess, you were dating a Virgo

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 33 points 13 hours ago

10000-com 10000-com 10000-com 10000-com 10000-com 10000-com 10000-com 10000-com Bruh, those downtimes where I worked as a barista and we were getting like 1 customer an hour, it's all my coworkers would talk about as we swept the damn floor. Fucking horoscopes and shit. So cringe.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 25 points 12 hours ago

Trapped at work listening to astrology-babble? Sounds like Hell is real

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[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 18 points 12 hours ago

i feel you about astrology OP. my girlfriend is super into it and i never say anything but it’s something i can not buy into and its not that i find it or her annoying but that its just such obvious bullshit. especially because many people believe in it in place of religion when it’s the same made up stuff lol

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