i totally get why people think chiropractic is real on a primal monkey-brain level (hexbear.net)

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i am also extremely convinced that if i just adjust myself enough there will be a big crack andall of my aches and pains will immediately go away an d I will have perfect posture and i will be cured of mental health and find a million bajillion dollars on the floor and live till im 120

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[-] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I had a dream once as a kid where I blew out a massive snot ball the size of my head and it felt amazing.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Deep down I'm still pretty sure everything wrong with me could be cured by expelling some sort of evil force that looks like Blight from Zelda Breath of the Wild and I will be immune from all ailment once it's gone