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Putin issues a nuclear warning to the West over Ukraine
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This is why I practiced end of world survival
While everyone else is running around screaming, I'll be filtering my water with tree bark, clay and coffee filters
I never googled but I always wondered how to grow healthy trees 100s of feet down.
So you can go on to struggle every day and die miserably in a boat nuclear hellscape. Fuck that. Immolate me good
I don't live near enough to anything that would take a direct hit, so I am left struggling either way
everyone hopes they'll be turned into plasma but in reality we all just get horrible 3rd degree burns
Hooray!
I've been practicing my ghoul voice too
excellent! for greatest effect, when you experience the bright flash be sure to open your mouth wide as possible and point directly at the airburst
Most "middle of nowhere" places in the US are where the ICBM silos are located, so you should still be on track to be completely vaporized by enemy nukes.
If you survive, please be good to animals.
no, its gonna be a burnt wasteland, what are you even talking about what animals
If he'll survive, I'm sure some animals will survive with him too.
this is a hypothetical out of a joke
also even just taking the dumb premise seriously in order survive you usually have to hunt. maybe he can have some pets or the beans grow really big because radiation lol.
Most likely is that everyone dies including the animals. Earth is uninhabitable until the sun goes supernova, and all that remains is a pathetic gas cloud of a race that couldn't stop itself from being greedy barbarians.