What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list? (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

Male: condoms, canteloupe, watermelon, Vaseline Female:condoms, squash, cucumber, carrots,

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

As an aside, do not use Vaseline with condoms. In addition to it not being body safe for internal use, some condoms are still latex and vaseline will dissolve them. Most condoms these days are nitrile, but again see above re: internal insertion safety.

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I feel like this only works if those are the only items on the list. If you also have apples, berries, potatoes, onions, shampoo and toothpaste, it's just a normal shopping list.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?

[-] TheKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.

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