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Videogame development times are getting out of control
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Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
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Ohhh! I had to play slur wheel of fortune there. As far as Konami goes, they should give me their properties cause I know what to do with all of em. Including not making any more metal gear games except one that I'll call MGS6: The Metal Gear and it will just be a disc containing a video of me reading an affidavit that metal gear ended with mgs3 and there was no 4 or 5 and peace walker is on thin fucking ice. Then it would show Hideo Kojima signing it at gunpoint (I'd use a prop gun), then I'd let him make whatever he wants and keep kojipro for himself and just kinda give him whatever he asks for. I'd be so busy making awesome 2d sidescrolling action games that cost like $5 and a new one is out every few weeks cause I've got modern day Konami just making snes level games. Really the only high budget thing would be Silent Hill and I'd hire fucking David Lynch to write it before emphysema gets him
You'll need to infiltrate Konamis headquarters on Shadow Moses Island and destroy the final weapon, capitalism
Age hasn't slowed you down one bit