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Stupid tardigrade doesn't even know how to play a violin
He’s doing his best!
Good thing it's got a cello then.
One thing I know about violins is that they're smaller than cellos. Cellos are what, 4 feet long? That tardigrade is like 1mm big or something, much smaller than a cello. Therefore, it's holding a violin. Or maybe a bowed mountain dulcimer. /kidding
1mm? Dude, the scale is in the image, that's 150μm, one tenth that size. That viola is only 50μm long.
Stupid human doesn't even know what a violin looks like.
NGL, I am pretty tired and have my glasses off, thought he was holding a sword and shield and thought this was pretty cool.
This is great.