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[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

let's make it a drinking game! Every time you hear your aunt from across the table say that global warming is fake - take a shot!

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Didn't you hear? Global warming is real now, the Democrats are using weather magic to stir up Jewish hurricanes into conservative-voting areas.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

but why aren't the jews putting that capability to use in gaza?

relevant xkcd : https://xkcd.com/808/

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

But my LIVER?!?! Not like my health insurance is going to cover the bill.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Just drink until your liver feels better.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the advice, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

That probably stains fabrics, eh?

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